ASSPORT POLO
This is not a polo. This is documentation.
A crisp navy polo featuring a pocket-sized emblem that looks suspiciously official until you clock the headline: ASSPORT. Gold-foil gravitas, diplomatic flair, and just enough cheek to get you a patted down by the TSA.
Tailored, tidy, and wildly inappropriate in the most tasteful way. Wear it buttoned up for irony. Wear it unbuttoned for intent. Either way, this polo grants instant access to side-eyes.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Grey Melange color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Midwweight fabric (6.2 oz)
- Classic fit
- Ribbed collar
- Tone-on-tone 3-button placket
- Straight hem with side slits
- Spare button on the inside seam
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lucky Devil Merch Company
- Email: contact@support.luckydevilmerchco.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
ASSPORT POLO Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.56
|
19.69
|
7.87
|
|
M
|
28.35
|
20.87
|
7.87
|
|
L
|
29.13
|
225
|
7.87
|
|
XL
|
29.92
|
23.23
|
7.87
|
|
2XL
|
31.1
|
24.41
|
7.87
|
|
3XL
|
32.68
|
25.98
|
7.87
|
|
4XL
|
34.25
|
27.56
|
8.27
|
|
5XL
|
35.83
|
29.13
|
8.66
|