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ASSPORT POLO

$30.00

This is not a polo. This is documentation.

A crisp navy polo featuring a pocket-sized emblem that looks suspiciously official until you clock the headline: ASSPORT. Gold-foil gravitas, diplomatic flair, and just enough cheek to get you a patted down by the TSA.

Tailored, tidy, and wildly inappropriate in the most tasteful way. Wear it buttoned up for irony. Wear it unbuttoned for intent. Either way, this polo grants instant access to side-eyes.

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  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Grey Melange color is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
  • Midwweight fabric (6.2 oz)
  • Classic fit
  • Ribbed collar
  • Tone-on-tone 3-button placket
  • Straight hem with side slits
  • Spare button on the inside seam

Size & Fit


Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

ASSPORT POLO Size Guide

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Size label A B C
S
27.56
19.69
7.87
M
28.35
20.87
7.87
L
29.13
225
7.87
XL
29.92
23.23
7.87
2XL
31.1
24.41
7.87
3XL
32.68
25.98
7.87
4XL
34.25
27.56
8.27
5XL
35.83
29.13
8.66

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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